guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

charlesyea:

charles doesn’t actually need to put his fingers to his head for his powers he’s just constantly rubbing his temples because erik gives him a fucking headache

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

lord-of-the-nerds:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

Lord give me strength 

southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

It set on fire. 

The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

The sprinkler system went off.

Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

thegreenwolf:

bryxhearsxmusic:

sizvideos:

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ok but I just really love the names they give them

"The Ridiculous Potato"

"The Unfortunate Clementine"

I’m giggling it’s like a team of ragtag misfit superheroes

I love the sometimes absolutely ugly but completely tasty produce that comes out of my garden.

the-goddamazon:

unsexybeast:

dear-white-people:

Two years ago we made a fake trailer for a movie we WANTED to make. And TODAY thanks to you guys, the OFFICIAL TEASER TRAILER for that movie is here! You did this. Your support and love brought the smart black movie genre back from the dead and into theaters this OCTOBER 17TH!!

WATCH, LIKE, SHARE, REPEAT!

YESSSSSSSSss

I don’t think y’all understand how excited I am for this film.

“One Ring to rule them all.”

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us